The coolest cucumber around! (;
I can fix your AC RIGHT NOW!!! i am certified very well because i like ac. do you knwo what it's like to have no AC in the summr? sweat dripping down ur face, heat making u feel like a roast chicken? not on my watch!! I am here to save the day with my mad ac fixing skills. when i say i can fix it, i mean i can fix it FAST. none of that waiting around nonsense. i got a toolkit and i know how to use it. and guess what? i do not care if it's midnight or 3am. if ur ac is busted, i am coming to fix it. dont believe me? well, believe this. i fixed my neighbor's ac in 10 mins flat, while eating a sandwich. it was a turkey sandwich, and it did not slow me down one bit. so if u need cool air, u need me. u got an ac emergency, call me. i am like a superhero, but for ac. no capes, just wrenches and screwdrivers and a burning passion for fixing ac. trust me, u will not regret it. i am the best, period. no one fixes acs like i do. NO ONE!!!
SO FUCKING COOL!!!
u need me to fix ur ac, okay?? let me tell u why. because im better than u. yeah, i said it. i got the skills, the knowledge, the certification. what do u have? a broken ac. while u are sitting there sweating, im out here fixing stuff. im a genius with wrenches, u cant even spell "thermistat." so if u want ur ac fixed, u gotta call the best. u gotta call me. face it, im just better than u. i can fix ur ac with my eyes closed. u cant even figure out how to turn a screwdriver. face it, u need me because im better than u in every way. u are a mere mortal, and im a god of ac repair. so stop wasting time and admit it: u need me. and u need me now.